Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
