I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
high people should be assigned attendants
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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