I'm really into asian looking animals
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize
