i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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