Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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