You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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