she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
My feet surprised me
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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