Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he wants to bone in the snuggie
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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