I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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