I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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