i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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