I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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