Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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