don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
