a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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