i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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