If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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