I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
