she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I'm always down for nudity.
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