I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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