The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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