I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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