Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I came so hard my ears popped.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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