pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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