If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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