This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize