i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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