he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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