Got a toothbrush?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Acid is not a monday night drug
He felt like a one man threesome
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Semen is not good for contacts.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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