Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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