She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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