Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Fuck appropriateness.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm too high and old for this...
Randomize
