Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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