At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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