Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Dicks are not precious.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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