our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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