She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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