I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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