She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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