How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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