To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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