Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Who died my cat blue again?
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