ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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