I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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