Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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