when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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