hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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