Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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