you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I feel like a drive thru vagina
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Randomize
