When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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