At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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