Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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