Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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