Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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