She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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