What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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